officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

darkwingsnark:

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

you have 10 seconds to think of a way to make the average vampire movie fresh and new and exciting again

A vampire going through the daily struggles of trying to hide his ever lasting boner— as rigor mortis is an unkind friend. 

JE SUS

sniffing:

anxiety in one picture

sniffing:

anxiety in one picture

sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

No One's Gonna Find Her in the Dark

despicablymoi:

Prepare for an eargasm. (x)

Mashup of Miss Jackson by Panic! At the Disco and My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark by Fall Out Boy

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bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

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1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

"
— Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via aumoe)

gothimu:

son we need to talk *sits you down* so…… i just finished this anime and holy shit

scatteredly:

i hate it when you’re waiting for someone to text you and someone else texts you but you think it’s them and you get all disappointed when you realize it’s not

I think you need to tell your own story. But I am the one to help you tell it.  - Freddie Lounds

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click on the picture!! :) 
so i did lots of cool stuff today: bought candy,15 postcards (told you, Kiks. but there’s only one for you haha) and this amazing book (Dangerous Women. everyone, go buy it!). and I was super lucky bc we went to the photography museum and I got to see Sebastiao Salgado’s exhibition! 
damn I love Stockholm

click on the picture!! :)
so i did lots of cool stuff today: bought candy,15 postcards (told you, Kiks. but there’s only one for you haha) and this amazing book (Dangerous Women. everyone, go buy it!). and I was super lucky bc we went to the photography museum and I got to see Sebastiao Salgado’s exhibition!
damn I love Stockholm

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